![]() ![]() Hunt for Bigfoot.So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. Regret all of your life choices in a vibrant and wondrous world. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller typewriter who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.Such is the life of Randy.Anyhoo, In this title, you can:Date a Phone. No, put that straitjacket away.The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. ![]() ![]() Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD. ![]()
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